I’m Tired and Everything Hurts Beginner Embroidery Kit

For the chronically tired, perpetually achy, and still somehow getting things done.

This beginner-friendly embroidery kit pairs an extremely relatable message with cheerful florals and shimmery rose-gold fabric. The pattern is printed directly onto the fabric, and the detailed instruction booklet walks you through eight embroidery stitches—no previous experience required.

Keep it nearby for off-camera meetings, slow evenings, or any pocket of time that could use a little stitching and solidarity. When you’re finished, the included six-inch bamboo hoop doubles as a ready-to-hang frame.

What’s included

• Shimmery rose-gold fabric with the pattern pre-printed
• 6-inch hand-sanded bamboo embroidery hoop
• Nine colors of DMC embroidery floss
• Two DMC embroidery needles
• Detailed beginner instruction booklet

The booklet covers eight different embroidery stitches, how to start and finish your hoop, and helpful tips for completing your project.

Project details

• Craft: Hand embroidery
• Skill level: Beginner-friendly; no experience required
• Finished size: Approximately 6 inches in diameter
• Design: Floral “I’m tired and everything hurts” pattern
• Pattern format: Printed directly onto the fabric
• Original artwork: Human-designed; not AI-generated

Please note

This kit and pattern are licensed for personal use only. The pattern may not be copied, redistributed, or used commercially, and completed pieces may not be sold.